thelawisnotbooped:

do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION

foodnun:

annoyingtwink:

yahoo
yaho
aho
ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

formuioli:

we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out

h4wk-girl:

urinatings:

im never talking to a boy again 

i congratulate you for talking to one in the first place

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”